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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/28523918

This made me laugh incredibly hard, so had to cross post it.

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[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Do you seriously think the Vatican is influenced by MAGA? Or by European far-right elements for that matter?

It's no coincidence, no outlier, that the last one was slightly more tolerant on certain issues. (Apparently enough to piss off more than one US christofascist.) I fear MTG will not see God's plan in whatever follows, either.

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago

The American Catholic church hierarchy is reactionary and many of them are allied with MAGA. Think of shit-stains like Alito. Even Vance has converted to Catholicism, and there's no way a twised fuck like him signed onto anything that promotes compassion or human decency. He's more likely in it for the smell of incense, the Latin Mass, the Inquisition and the ancient tradition of diddling altar boys.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

You do realize that there will be American cardinals involved in the voting process, right?

The Pope himself could end up being from the US.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do you seriously think they’re not?

Do you really think the cia/nsa doesn’t have compromat? Or that Putin doesn’t?

Or that rich fucks like musk can’t buy a priest?

Are you really so confident the organization that made a deliberate effort to protect men who sexually assaulted children is going to do the right thing because it’s the right thing?l

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just to be clear, I'm not defending the Catholic Church here. At all. Just calling out USians who think the world revolves around their country.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

revolves around? no. I don't think that at all.

but I do know that roughly 28% of annual contributions come from the US, that the US is fourth on the list of 'most Catholics' by total numbers and the vatican would be pretty stupid to ignore those two points. and that is not even coming close to the question of corruption or doctrine.

Are they going to completely capitulate? probably not, but that doesn't mean there's no influence, either. Further, the vatican still opposes trans lifestyles doctrinaly, and Francis was the first pope to emphasize pastoral care over doctrine. It would not be difficult to imagine that conservative voices push back against that shift.

Thus I'm concerned that the next guy won't be as supportive of trans as Francis was. Remember, Francis ruffled more than a few feathers with his progressiveness, not just american bishops (who are straight up assholes.)