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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I mean he could just punch them, but if there is a Cybertruck around he should absolutely go for the car instead.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah it's always funny to me when Superman looks around for something softer than his skin to smash people with.

Bro, you can tank a train hitting at full speed and not flinch, what are you doing?

yucky humans, who knows where they have been!