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[–] molestme247@lemmy.world 104 points 4 days ago (4 children)

This is the worse timeline ever

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 34 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I am desperately trying to find the portal out of here

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Good luck. After sharing the secret, they removed all the payphones.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

They cut the hardline! Find the schematics of this building. I need the main wet wall.

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 3 points 4 days ago

After all the news in the last couple of weeks how it might be very likely that our universe is inside a black hole, good luck!

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's in the bushes behind the greenhouse.

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Do more drugs. Got it!

[–] oyo@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I really dislike that so many people in this timeline don't know or can't see the difference between worse and worst.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 1 points 4 days ago
[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Nominations don't really mean anything.

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

The subtext behind Pakistan doing it, and doing it now, is to try and bait Trump away from getting involved with Pakistan's ally: Iran.

If Trump does anything to Iran, Pakistan is going to make a big fuss about doubling-back on their nomination.

Does the nomination mean anything? No. Is he going to get the award? No. It's entirely a diplomatic maneuver for a very specific goal of keeping the US out of Iran.

[–] ComfortablyDumb@lemmy.ca -2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Its just buttering him up for the next terrorism attack on India that Pakistan is planning to conduct. Iran is a Shia majority country and no ally of Pakistan which is a sunni majority country. Minority sects like Hindus, Shia, Ahmadiyas and ethnic minorities like Hazaras are treated the absolute worst in Pakistan. I would be surprised if they ever ally with Iran.

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Iran and Pakistan are absolutely allies. They do joint military exercises. They have a joint weapons production program. Iran's diplomatic channels to the USA literally operate out of Pakistan's embassy in Washington.

[–] Welt@lazysoci.al 1 points 3 days ago

Always check the username

[–] ComfortablyDumb@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They exchanged missile fires last year. I am guessing thats part of the joint military exercise as well. Got it

[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Actual medals don't mean much anymore either.

[–] doctortofu@piefed.social 4 points 4 days ago

Not sure if worst, but quite likely the stupidest. I'm no genius myself, but the amount of utter (and aggressive!) stupidity that surrounds us is so exhausting...