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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

You traditionally hang salami to dry. It can also be a euphemism for showing wang.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

And if you consider the image of a lasagna hog burying itself face-deep between parted sheets of noodle to slurp up the tomato sauce, ricotta cheese, and ground beef filling, figuring out a meaning for the other phrase can be left to the reader.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

Now both sentences have multiple combos of euphemisms.