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You traditionally hang salami to dry. It can also be a euphemism for showing wang.
And if you consider the image of a lasagna hog burying itself face-deep between parted sheets of noodle to slurp up the tomato sauce, ricotta cheese, and ground beef filling, figuring out a meaning for the other phrase can be left to the reader.
Now both sentences have multiple combos of euphemisms.
Sub’s knob bonks bus.
Emily’s sassy lime.
Mr. Owl ate my metal worm.
All these and more live rent free in my head thanks to this book…. https://openlibrary.org/books/OL24377378M/Go_hang_a_salami!_I'm_a_lasagna_hog!
Mr. Owl ate my metal worm
I'm gonna sue you for diffamation
o rly?
There's also a robot chicken sketch about batman and his foe Palindrome which uses this sentence