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White House Wants Big Balls to Get Same Medal as Rosa Parks (www.thedailybeast.com)

submitted 2 days ago by AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/43965177

An ex-DOGE staffer known as “Big Balls” could end up receiving the highest civilian honor in the United States, placing him in the company of luminaries such as Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King Jr. and Mother Teresa.

Somehow the dumbest timeline just upped the ante

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[–] paper_moon@lemmy.world 63 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

If we do live in a simulation, can I be taken out by a corrupt memory allocation, please?

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Earth.exe is causing excessive crashes, please save your work and restart.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I'd like to load a backup save please

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Best we can do is unplug it.
Then plug it back in again.

[–] limer@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Plug.exe is not working. Check for a working internet connection

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

internet connection not found. please reinstall aol
internet connection not found. please reinstall aol

[–] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sorry, this is a hardcore run. No save scumming.

[–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

New game+, dlc is extra

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Hmm, well when is the last time you tested those backups to ensure they aren't corrupt?

[–] scintilla@crust.piefed.social 7 points 2 days ago

I knew it was somehow windows fault. We should obviously be running Debian.

[–] Tower@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

COSMIC BIT FLIP 2028!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

well someone crapped my pants i would like a reinstall please