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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 84 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] potoo22@programming.dev 62 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Only two legs and too many houses. Slimy, yes.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Phylogenetically, they're still tetrapods.

[–] Sidhean@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

You're the best kind of correct!

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago

They only stand on their back legs when they feel threatened, to make themselves look bigger

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

A married couple who are landlords.