this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2025
639 points (98.8% liked)
Microblog Memes
9272 readers
4001 users here now
A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
Rules:
- Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
- Be nice.
- No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
- Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.
Related communities:
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
This is TIPP skills 101. Instead of biting into a lemon, try the more socially acceptable atomic fireball or a warhead.
Neither of those allow you to also assert dominance by way of sheer confusion though.
Right!?! But the lemon has to be unpeeled and whole. Chomp down like it's a granny smith.
Ppl will bewilderedly wonder "Where did they get that lemon from?? They don't have a briefcase, or a backpack, and it would have been very noticeable in a pocket ..."
I bought some super sour lemon candies for the express purpose of having them for this scenario. I'm imagining something like...
Someone: Oh God! Oh no! I'm freaking out! I can't stand it!
Me: It's okay. Here, have this; it's impossible to have a panic attack while eating a sour candy.
Someone: Okay, if you say so... Hey, what the fuck?! This is unreasonably fucking sour! You dick!
Me: You're welcome.
The lime sour skittles are so sour that it works as a decongestant, ear wax remover and sinus cleanser all-in-one. They're great, l like to eat a fistfull at a time.