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my dumb ass, who hasn't touched a dumbbell in years except for moving:
In my experience. Goth or Alt girls won’t like you cuz you’re muscly.
Source, a skinny person who’se got some history in those circles.
I’m a little scared to ask WTF a “GigaStacy” is suppose to be.
If you have to ask you can't afford her
Ah yes! The girls from Canterford, the ones I can’t afford.
Either the female equivalent of Gigachad, or a gal with a height of nine feet two grains.