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If they were just some guy it would be ok. In my female experience guys like this are overweigh, jobless, don't make a single effort at anything and are convinced women own him to be perfect
Not a fan of the body shaming
Oh come on, the post is literally about liking slim-waisted, big-titted women, and you complain about someone implying being overweight is not attractive?
is that what the post is about? liking these things? check again bud
Seen a lot of men like this with the "ideals" except they have a good job and think it's a crowning achievement. They also often want their wives to have good jobs and to have separate accounts and expenses? So they want a perfect, pretty, petite wife who's smart, has a great job, but also cooks, cleans, takes care of the house, and their children. What do they bring to the table? Not the looks, money or house help. Their ✨shining personality ✨? Don't worry ladies this alpha nice guy's on the market & just around the corner, lucky you!
My only requirements are that she's as depraved and unabashedly slutty as I am and I'm attracted to her.
Well I guess also that she doesn't sponge off me.
I think the Venn diagram of guys who want a big tiddy girlfriend with a tiny waist who plays video games and is caring towards them overlaps not only with overweight and jobless but also fit and employed and everything in between. What you're referring to "don't make a single effort at anything and are convinced women [owe] him to be perfect" is borderline abusive. You are insulting other overweight and jobless folk with your generalization.
this, but somehow a buch of them manage to rope someone way higher tier into dating them. I worked a few years at a place that employed a lot of women escaping abusive relationships. the boss was basically everyone's mom. All top tier beauties but somehow got only the skeeziest and lazy men.
I'm not saying it's all of them, but if you talk to some of these women they have this weird idea about masculinity, it's all dressed up but when you strip it all back it's all toxic.
Stuff about how it's unmanly to have a pet cat, and how they should drive a big expensive car, and should pay for everything. I have no idea where they get this stuff from but if that's how they think, then they are only going to get a scumbag man because they're the only met that actually conform to that view of masculinity.
my former coworkers not so much but I have meet plenty of people like this too. There are some really bizarre relationship expectations out there
In your female experience, or in your on line experience? Never mind, I can guess...
Someone feels hurt here lol
No, someone is tired of constantly running into reddit hive mind sexist karma grab statements.
Found the jobless lazy guy that wants to date models
Social media, were simps go to simp. Even when it means eating sexist shit...
ok babe 👍