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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He can’t think of a better scam than selling watches, which will piss off his base? He should just give out a bunch of government contracts to shell companies he owns. Of course I suppose his base will still support him even if they get ripped off for a watch.

[–] douglasg14b@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No, he has dozens of scams going on constantly raking in millions. The more the merrier for him and his ilk.

It's kind of insane.