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[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 117 points 2 days ago (5 children)

lol covering his sexist ass for the sake of his profitability.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 86 points 2 days ago (8 children)

I lived long enough to watch gangsters turn into posers

[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 1 points 22 hours ago

They were all just used and marketed by businessmen.

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Most of them are "studio gangsters" who tell imaginary stories they just make up.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 52 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Whenever I see Eminem im like “dude smile, you’re a 50 something billionaire, nobody thinks you’re hard”

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago

That's so true lol. My 10 year old daughter almost shit herself when I told her he's literally a grandpa.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I lived long enough to watch gangsters turn into posers

[–] jared@mander.xyz 27 points 2 days ago

Greed is a hell of a drug.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Are gangsters preferable? Doesn't sound like either end of that spectrum is great, but I'd prefer my suburb be full of posers.

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My gangster neighbors are cool people. Certainly better than your average neighbor.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (3 children)

But... What crimes do they do to qualify as gangster then?

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

🤷‍♀️ Not sure. None of my business.

[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 1 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

As long as they are real gangsters.

A lot of people get confused with the tryhards that dress flashy and show everyone their money as if they are a Hollywood hip-hop celebrity.

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 1 points 21 hours ago

They're nothing like that; you'd think they're just ordinary people at a glance.

[–] MirrorGiraffe@piefed.social 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They got their crip walk down and are really good at hand shakes?

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Because THAT'S Hip Hop!

[–] RaoulDuke@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

They could be hood.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

Frankly, it’s the most “gangster” thing he’s done in a while. Most gangsters are bigots. It’s a low education background

[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Honestly in this political climate, I'll take it. He could have easily taken a hard right turn

[–] athairmor@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He played at Trumps inaugural Crypto Ball.

You can’t turn much farther right than that.

[–] PKscope@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm just trying to imagine Trump watching a Snoop Dogg performance and wondering what fresh hell he's be dropped into. Pretty far from Ava Maria.

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Drumpf was probably wondering why Snoop wasn't singing YMCA

[–] qualia@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

In Bo Burnham voice: His $27 8-packs weren't selling very well, those sorts of problems.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

and transphobia.

[–] DaTingGoBrrr@lemmy.world -3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There is always something to critique, huh? I think it's positive that he has changed his stance regarding LGBTQ+ and even made a children's song spreading the message that love is love. We need more inclusion, acceptance and tolerance in this society.

If Snoop is smart enough to spread a positive message and earn money at the same time, then good for him. At least he is trying to spread positivity to the world.

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

All he saw was his bottom line dropping and backpedaled.

Did you forget the Trump event he played at? 😂

That’s not someone who has goodness in their heart. He’s an opportunist and business man who is more likely to end up heading events in Dubai with Dave Chappell over doing something meaningful to spite the oligarchs that are actively seeking to kill LGBTQ+ individuals.