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[–] Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It doesn't make you dumb, or homophobic.

[–] Naich -2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Made my brother in law depressed and paranoid so he did dumb things.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It didn't "make" your brother in law do or feel anything, he needs to take responsibility for his own actions.

[–] Naich 0 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well, he's dead now. He hid it well. The first thing we knew about it was when he disappeared, leaving an insane paranoid note. But hey, I'm sure you lot all know better than me about what happened.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm sorry that happened to you, but you cannot blame cannabis.

[–] Naich 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A known side effect of taking a large amount of cannabis is paranoia. He smoked a LOT, so although it's not definite, it's a bit of a smoking gun.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm not going to argue with you about someone close to you who passed that I know nothing about... But that's just not how it works.

[–] Naich 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 day ago

OK. Enjoy your weekend.

[–] lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I’m sure a stranger does, because you clearly have no clue. That’s like saying Tylenol causes autism lol

The best people are saying it, so it must be true lol

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

maybe he's just a dumb guy who needed a better sibling that didnt blame the weed

[–] Naich -1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Maybe you shouldn't fart out uninformed bullshit about things you know nothing about, dipshit?

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

damn I guess weed just made him stoopid, me the dumb i guess, thank u for ur informed insights

[–] Naich 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It would seem to be the case, yes.

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

maybe u stoopid from weed too then

because you sound dumb as fuckin shit lol

[–] Naich 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Irony lies dying on the floor.

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I dont blame alcohol on my fathers alcoholism, I blame him and his parents who taught him it was okay to be an abusive alcoholic.

Maybe you are just an idiotic piece of shit. Maybe not

[–] lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

yeah both dr phil AND dr oz said it was the weeeeeed!