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[-] psyc@lemmy.world 77 points 11 months ago
[-] AwkwardTurtle@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

I'm a freelance beer sandwich artist, my partner is a paranormal ghost pepper streamer, and our budget is $2.4 million.

[-] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 13 points 11 months ago

I would unironically watch a paranormal ghost pepper streamer at least three times.

[-] mojo@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Average twitch streamer revenue

[-] seang96@spgrn.com 4 points 11 months ago

I'm a stay at home furniture driver, my partner is an investigative glitter wrangler, and our budget is $6.6 million.

I need to contemplate career paths if furniture drivers can work from home.

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 3 points 11 months ago

Depending on what "paranormal ghost pepper streamer" entails, that could be really fucking entertaining. I'm imagining a guy who grows ghost peppers with a crazy mix of ghost hunting equipment, tin foil, healing crystals, long strands of Christmas lights (to ask aliens for assistance in watering, fertilizing and controlling pests), and a priest (for when a plant becomes demonically possessed).

[-] Vilian@lemmy.ca 21 points 11 months ago

I'm a celebrated dog fighter, my partner is a certified pumpkin trimmer, and our budget is $4.7 million.

LMAO

[-] davidgro@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

I'm a stay at home wine driver, my partner is an inorganic haunted house philanthropist, and our budget is $4.1 million.

[-] vortexsurfer@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

I'm an unlicensed air guitar keeper, my partner is a certified butterfly instructor, and our budget is $2.1 million.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

You should totally get your license bruh. It's not that hard and there are some public venues you can't even play at without one.

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I'm just getting in to Air guitar keeping, but I've always been confused about the difference between a Sport Air Guitar License and a Private Air Guitar License. Should I go for the SAGL/PAGL Instrumentation endorsement as well?

[-] gbuttersnaps@programming.dev 8 points 11 months ago

You can't just say perchance

[-] zepheriths@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

I'm a full time air guitar cyclist, my partner is an unlicensed mole rat trainer, and our budget is $1.5 million.

[-] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I'm an unlicensed watercolor repairman, my partner is a freelance glitter fighter, and our budget is $1.3 million

[-] duxuev@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

That's just amazing, thank you for that. Honestly hilarious

this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2023
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