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Most photos of Bigfoot are actually really good quality. He just kinda looks like that. All… blurry.
So you are telling me Bigfoot and Japanese genitals are somehow related?
Confirmed. Big foot is actually a Japanese dick.
Bigfoot is an intradimensional being, which is why film photographs turn out fuzzy. Similarly, all the electronics we carry, our cell phones and the wifi and LTE signals they emit, break up the "signal" of Bigfoot, making him impossible to see and/or get a clear picture.
The same goes for aliens, with Bigfoot and alien sightings often occurring in similar places at the same time, such as the Pennsylvania UFO-bigfoot flap of 1973.
(I don't believe any of this, but it's fun to bullshit about.)
I recall a version of this being Slenderman lore.
I can't believe people still believe in Bigfoot. It's so obviously just a Yeti in a gorilla suit.
Out for a summer vacation?