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[-] CannedTuna@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago
[-] deus@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

When life gives you mangos, don’t make mangonade. Make life take the mangos back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn mangos, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager!

[-] NeuronautML@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I'll have my engineers invent a combustible mango to burn your house down! With the mangoes!

[-] LesMotsBalaises@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

When life gives you mangoes, make mangonade.

[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago
[-] flerp@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

invest in bidets

[-] kratoz29@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Do shit posting.

[-] LesMotsBalaises@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Start a shitake mushroom culture.

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this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2023
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