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Merge then review (programming.dev)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by agilob@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[-] simple@lemm.ee 118 points 1 year ago

Having to go through the process of merging hurts morale and slows performance. Give everyone on your team the right to force push to master.

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

Yes, especially the newbies who don't know what they're doing.

[-] SpeakinTelnet@programming.dev 34 points 1 year ago

Keep everyone awake and on their toes.

[-] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

You're not truly part of the team until you cause a massive outage.

[-] SpeakinTelnet@programming.dev 12 points 1 year ago

New employees are responsible of at least 75℅ of documentation clarification and process overhaul.

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I'm totally on board with process overhaul. Ours was stupid when I started, I said it was stupid, and nothing changed. If someone else comes in and can say it's stupid more convincingly than me, that's great.

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Who me? No, must be someone else with my name you're thinking of.

[-] eruchitanda@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Don't hurt their morale!

[-] MeanEYE@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I honestly wouldn't see this as a problem. But if you break something it's up to you to fix it. But we also don't do CI. We release features in batches after they have been tested and seen to be working.

[-] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I don't know if sarcasm because there are actually maniacs like that in this world

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Oops boss just did a git push --mirror

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