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"But we can exonerate him. We found the tomato." (www.businessinsider.com)

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NASA found a stray, space-grown tomato that went missing for 8 months, clearing the astronaut they all thought ate it

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 64 points 9 months ago

"See? SEE?! I told you! You people are never going into space with me again, I'll tell you that right now."

[-] tacotroubles@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago

I imagine it went down like people looking for the lost TV remote. " stand up you're probably sitting on the damned thing"

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 9 months ago

I swear our Roku remote it’s made of flubber. If it falls off the couch, it can bounce yards/meters from where it fell and somehow get under things that look impossible. And all silently.

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

This is literally my eternal struggle

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