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this country is so fucking cool

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 302 points 11 months ago

Cool. Let's see the legislature's browser histories.

[-] xhieron@lemmy.world 138 points 11 months ago

My money says this guy can't even close his closet door anymore for all the skeletons.

[-] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 52 points 11 months ago
[-] RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 11 months ago
[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago
[-] JustZ@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Mr. Skelington? What are you doing to my dad?

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 68 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, loves talking about his creepy spy app he and his son have on their phone that alerts the other if they visit naughty sites. So the writers of this proposal and all that vote for it would be happy to put the same program on their devices and computers, right? And tie that straight to a public feed we can all see? Great Great.

[-] Lmaydev@programming.dev 28 points 11 months ago

See when I read this story it isn't really that bad.

They believe porn is bad and use the app to keep each other accountable. I don't really have an issue with that. You do you.

But when they start trying to enforce that view through the government it's obviously not okay.

[-] AlternatePersonMan@lemmy.world 56 points 11 months ago

Aside from it being creepy as hell to do that with your son (who probably didn't have a say in the matter) this is a massive national security risk. Spyware on a Congress member's phone? Not a great idea.

[-] meco03211@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

I'm imagining they have government issued phones and private phones. The government issued one for sure wouldn't be allowed to have that shit on it.

[-] GTKashi@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

That sounds reasonable and so it's probably not even remotely close to what actually happens.

[-] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

The craziest thing about the Hillary Clinton private email server was not that she had it, but that her predecessors also used private email for government stuff as Secretary of State. Not a one-off, but the norm. Absolutely nuts.

[-] Lmaydev@programming.dev 5 points 11 months ago

I severely doubt they can install it on government equipment.

[-] meco03211@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Can you imagine that IT request?

"In having trouble installing this app on my phone. It's so my phone can be remotely monitored to make sure I'm not looking at porn."

"Could you just not try to look at porn on that phone?"

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

“Sir, you have a federal government IT department. Which federal agency do you want to tell your family if you watch porn? Don’t worry they already monitor your personal devices too.”

[-] Serinus@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Do you think Congress has the digital literacy and self discipline to keep separate phones and actually keep business separate between them?

Wasn't it just recently that a congressman was found hoarding gold bars? What phone do you think he negotiated those from?

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

“Putin needs to make sure I’m not watching gay porn.”

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago

It's creepy because it's his son, and he clearly is only doing it to control his kid.

You think the dad doesn't have a second device that's dedicated to wanking?

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 4 points 11 months ago

How dare you demand him by suggesting he has a masturbation phone.

It's a Grindr phone...

Which only feeds his toxicity as no one on Grindr wants anything to do with this PoS.

[-] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 7 points 11 months ago

I don't have a problem between 2 consenting adults but monitoring a parent is creepy and weird. It's likely a case of him trying to set an example and prove he too is compliant, to his son, but it's just weird.

[-] meco03211@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Just watched the Duggar documentary. This is shit they "voluntarily" do. If you don't, you'll likely suffer the ire of the elders and people in power.

[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

And, as we learned from that same documentary, it's pretty easy to get around it. If that homeschooled sicko Josh can figure out how to partition his devices, I'm guessing plenty of others have figured it out, too.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I don't have a problem with their abstaining from porn, having personal feelings about its value or morality, or even using each other to remain accountable. I do think it's a little dumb to put spyware on your device intentionally and to share with your child when you accidentally fall to temptation exactly what sort of smut you enjoyed. But that's all them. Not my problem.

As you said the problem is when you're legislating to restrict others from something you have a personal issue with, particularly when that thing is completely personal. So if they're going to butt their way into the personal habits or desires of the general public, surely they have no problem sharing their own habits and desires with the public in return. And, in real time. I want to see what senators are jerking it to on their potty break during session.

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Sure, you do you, but it's still fucking weird.

[-] Lmaydev@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago
[-] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 4 points 11 months ago

Yes but there are varying degrees. This is way out there.

[-] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 8 points 11 months ago

creepy spy app

The only thing that spy app is making them do, is hiding a second phone from everyone. Guarantee it.

[-] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 5 points 11 months ago
[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Oops, a Freudian ~~Giant Cock In My Ass.~~ Slip.

[-] Custoslibera@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

They’ll be exempt, obviously.

[-] fine_sandy_bottom@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 11 months ago

That's why this will never pass.

It's just virtue signalling from whoever is introducing it.

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