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Delta Burke says she used crystal meth for weight loss (www.usatoday.com)
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[-] nyctre@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Man shows up at the pearly gates, sees this guy in a pinstripe suit and a briefcase, a cigar, prancing about. He says to Saint Peter, ‘Who’s that guy?’ Saint Peter says, ‘Ah, that’s just God. Thinks he’s Denny Crane.’

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