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Indiana. Do you call your wife mother?
Excuse me while I get all nice and comfortable in my Texas high seat.
I'm not bitter toward my ex-wife anymore except that time she made us move to Texas so we could afford a house. She's gone, house is gone, dogs are dead, kid is grown and gone, I'm still here.
Pardner, what you got there is the next big country hit.
Unfortunately, I don't own a pickup truck and don't much drink whiskey anymore. My jeans aren't even starched or pressed.
You're just adding more verses
It’s like that poster is the opposite of Steve Goodman