Can you imagine a crab the size of a cat scuttling around your backyard, climbing up trees, and quietly sneaking away with your shiniest pots and silverware? No? Then perhaps you’ve never had the privilege of meeting a coconut crab.
These crabs are curious and unfussy. In addition to coconut flesh, fallen fruit, nuts, and seeds, they’ll eat the remains of dead rats, seabirds, and even their own kind. This has led to speculation that these giants may be partly responsible for the disappearance of famed aviator Amelia Earhart, who perished in the remote Pacific. Some researchers believe that her remains were eaten by coconut crabs, who then dragged away the bones.
Crab to air missile. Standard.
Craydar
Are you shore? Don't clam up, I shrimplore you: ask away and I shell try to answer them all.
This all seems awfully fishy
Your mom pussy so big she has coconut crabs.
It turtley is. For shark.
I didn’t realise they could afford those missiles as they were feeling the pinch.
Carcinisation applies to technology, too.