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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16933715

Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant

I try to read all the articles I post but for this one I noped out after 1 sentence. Enjoy!

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[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

You sure it wasnt a fetish-thing? That sounds a lot like something idiots would do. (Right up there with getting your dick stick in a pool filter intake… the guy actually thinks he’s entitled to workman’s comp, and unemployment benefits, too….)

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

No idea, didnt get those vibes but it was more a crime piece so I dunno if it ever delved that deep. People can be so freaking stupid and depraved or ironically vengeful I really couldn't know

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

If it's the one I found looking online, the guy's boss did it as a practical joke and didn't "blow him up", but caused internal damage that he died from 15 days later.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Okay, that sounds like freaking awful way to go.

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