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[-] csm10495@sh.itjust.works 25 points 5 months ago

Not parents but I have a half gallon of milk that expired in 2015. It came with me when I moved from an apartment to my house in 2018.

Never been opened.. yet.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

I'll give you a titty picture if you chug it.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

I don't think you can chug a solid.

[-] lickmygiggle@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Clearly you’ve never seen a duck eat.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

You can't spend that at the hospital.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

Send it to Ashens or SteveMRE. Nice hiss.

[-] tempest@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago
[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

🥃🥄Tink-tink-tink...tink-*tinktinktink~tinktink~^tinktink^tink

[-] Scavenger_Solardaddy@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 months ago

By now it should've become an intensely sour yogurt, so here you go:

Indian Buttermilk drink

2 tbsp chopped red onion

2 tbsp chopped green chili

2 sprigs curry leave - lightly bruised

2 tsp salt (Adjust accordingly)

1-2 cups plain yogurt (we like to use 2 cups for a thicker and stronger yogurt taste)

4 cups water (Adjust accordingly)

cubes Ice

INGREDIENT VARIATION (S)

Instead of curry leaves, you can add some chopped coriander

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