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[-] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 100 points 5 months ago

Keep a set of swimwear in your car. If you go to a place and forgot your swimsuit? Got the backup. Go to a hotel and find out they had a pool you didn't know about? Backup in the car. Accidentally shit yourself? Got at least something on you. Do I shit myself enough to worry about it? Not since I was a baby but now I know I got swim trunks in my car just in case.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 49 points 5 months ago

This works for so many occasions too. At a watermelon eating contest? Backup in the car. Going to a funeral? Backup in the car. Need to bury a body? Backup clothing, right there.

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 5 months ago

Carry two swimsuits: one for me and one for the recently departed.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 20 points 5 months ago

"it's... it's what he would have wanted."

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 5 months ago

Oh right. Also bring your scriptures or a turntable with the two swimsuits so you can experiment with new material during the sendoff.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Does this work for horse funerals as well?

[-] lemmefixdat4u@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

Not recommended for lycra or spandex suits, or any suit that has elastic closures, particularly during the summer months. They will rapidly degrade in the heat of the car. My wife left hers in the car after a vacation (never used it). It was tucked in the trunk. Found it a month later and it disintegrated in the wash.

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