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[-] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 61 points 3 months ago

Pro tip: look up your local police station and dial their full 10 digit phone number instead of 911

[-] then_three_more@lemmy.world 102 points 3 months ago

I'd use 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That's so easy to remember. Let me try.

0118 999 881 99 9119 725

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 36 points 3 months ago
[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Dear Sir/Madam,

Fire!

Fire!

Help me!

123 Carrendon Road.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

All the best,

Maurice Moss

[-] fox2263@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

“Did someone email about a fire??”

[-] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

One, seven, three, four, six, seven, three, two, one, four, seven, six, Charlie, three, two, seven, eight, nine, seven, seven, seven, six, four, three, Tango, seven, three, two, Victor, seven, three, one, one, seven, eight, eight, eight, seven, three, two, four, seven, six, seven, eight, nine, seven, six, four, three, seven, six. Lock.

[-] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 2 points 3 months ago

One of my awesome repeating jokes was to tell people my telephone number as one number. So say my number was (305) 558-9151, I'd give my number as three billion, fifty-five million, five hundred and eighty-nine thousand, one hundred and fifty-one. I made sooo many friends that way.

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

Don't you mean 0118 999 881 999 119 725...

...3

[-] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 13 points 3 months ago

Which country have I reached?

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago
[-] TomAwsm@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

A fire? At a Sea Parks??

[-] mlg@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Probably better to write an email lol.

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

or mute your phone and mime typing more than you are

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