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[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Damn they found ~~24~~ 22 kilos?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 17 points 3 months ago
[-] mrmule@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

We better report this 18kg to the authorities!

[-] jeffw@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago
[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 months ago

Wow, I wonder what the street value is for 10 kilos of cocaine?!

[-] jeffw@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

We were each supposed to take 2, Zorsith. You had to get all greedy and take 6 smh

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I can't believe they took 10 kilos!

[-] moldyringwald@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

I might take up diving 🤔

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

Well, we did suspect there were packages of cocaine here. But turns out there wasn't any!

[-] jeffw@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

“If these cocaine bales are a point source of pollution, it’s very plausible [sharks] can be affected by this chemical. Cocaine is so soluble that any of those packages open just a little, the structural integrity is destroyed and the drug is in the water,” Tracy Fanara, a Florida-based environmental engineer toldthe Guardian last year.

Blaming the sharks too smh

[-] barsquid@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Looking forward to summer blockbuster hit Cocaine Shark.

[-] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 2 points 3 months ago

Looking forward to summer blockbuster hit Cocaine Shark.

There is crossover potential with Deep Blue Sea.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

No thanks Nike. I won't "just do it."

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago
[-] SeaJ@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

My body's not exactly a temple.

[-] dogslayeggs@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

I never would have guessed SatansMaggotyCumFart wasn't a puritan.

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 3 points 3 months ago

Oh no where exactly so I can rent a boat and avoid it

[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Square grouper is a surprisingly common fish in Florida.

this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2024
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