I actually hold a world record, as part of a group: World's Largest Scavenger Hunt

And not officially recognized, but also the world's largest annual scavenger hunt

Not me but my friend technically made the world’s biggest chicken nugget. Turns out getting Guinness to certify it is kind of a pain though so it’s not on the books

I once had the second fastest time on a surf map back when I was really into surfing in CS:S.

If anyone reading this was also always on KSF servers back in the day, it was surf_hurrr, which was the surf map equivalent of a shitpost. So even in the niche realm of surfing in Source engine games, it wasn't impressive, let alone for the general population.

If speed running counts I was once top 10 in the world for speed running a puzzle game. Since then I've dropped into the 20s and the video has been lost

Last I checked I was in the top 100 for the 360° version of a specific song on Beat Saber.

Also in the top 100 on a specific Lady Gaga song on Beat Saber.

But I can only beat two of the Camellia songs on Expert+, so I’m not anywhere near the best. Kinda hit a wall and lost interest, unfortunately.

A few minutes away from the world record of not blinking. Haven't attempted since I was a teen though

Chewing the same gum for 40 days until my lame ass cousin ratted me out.

Largest game of dodge ball

The world record that I come closest to breaking that I haven't actually broken (since there is one that I did break) would probably be either most prolific photo artist or person with the most haters, since some things I've said/done have lingered in the worst possible way.