Always check for toilet paper before you shit

• It's possible to make no errors and still lose.

• Some people are dealt a worse hand in life than others and some people are better at playing their hand than others, so don't assume you know why people are the way they are.

• Patient compassion will never make you look like a jerk, but snap judgements will.

1. Be comfortable in your own skin.
2. Know why you have boundaries, and keep the good ones.
3. They either want you to listen, or to help. They rarely want both.
4. It’s only a “Teaching Moment” if they want to be taught. Otherwise you’re just annoying.
5. Try not to confuse politeness for friendship.
6. Chew each bite of food into a paste before swallowing, with your eating utensil on the table or the hand meal out of your hand.
7. The true you is the you that you do when no one’s watching. (See #1…)
8. A happy life is 51% happy. Settle for nothing less, strive for something sustainably more.
9. If you’re feeling depressed take a step back and make sure you haven’t accidentally surrounded yourself with assholes.
10. Only ever brush and floss the teeth you want in your head when you’re old.

Nothing matters but family and friends. The rest will pass sooner or later, there is no need to cling to it when it is time to let go.

Sheer spite is a perfectly valid reason to continue to get out of bed in the morning.

Nobody on their deathbed has ever said, "I wish I spent more time in the office."

A battle you don't have to fight is a battle won. But if you do have to hurt somebody, hurt them bad enough that they won't get back up. Otherwise, they're very likely to come right back at you.

When you feel the burnout building up, you really should not try to stick it out "just until this project is done and I can get some rest"...

Drugs and alcohol don't make things better.

Nobody is coming to save you. Nobody. If you want help, ask. If you don't want to ask, learn to save yourself.

The only constant is change

Don’t waste your time keeping toxic “friends” around. People who exhibit behaviors that demonstrate a low maturity level at an age where they could/should have grown out of it twice aren’t going to by the time they drive you insane.

Trust no one absolutely.

Drink more liquids.

No one has to care about you. No one has to be nice to you. No one has to be fair to you. Expecting otherwise is just going to leave you open to getting fucked over. People are only out for themselves and if you don't want to be taken advantage of you have to watch your own ass.

Selfishness within reason is good.

When life brings you to the point where you cannot sweat the small stuff anymore, it's liberating and you better keep it as a habit. I did.

If you really think that you can’t continue anymore, you can keep going about 3 times as much before real failure.

In north America we have a legal system not a justice system.

Cost me over 4000$ and 10 years of my time.

If you don't fit the typical mold of "perfect" you have to step outside your comfort zone and take some risks if you really intend to pursue your goals in spite of arbitrary rejection.

Lean in to arguments that piss you off but that you have trouble verbalizing your position in. 9 times out of 10, you walk away able to better articulate your position, 1 time in 10 you end up changing it.

Just because someone love you doesn’t mean they will treat you even close to civil.

Some people truly are that bad. They can look like a normal person but in reality can not be redeemed. It’s not a communication issue,you don’t need to work harder. These people ARE the problem. When you live with normal people for your life , you can’t even comprehend that people like that are real.

Work friends very rarely turn into real friends, learnt this after covering, changing many shifts only to be left out of staff nights out etc, and when I put my foot down and stopped being a doormat for them found myself jobless and friendless, never let it happen since though and much happier.