They do. And for most purposes each reservation is it's own little defacto nation. They aren't truly, but definitely in spirit lol.

Ummm that is a sold sort of. It is more clear now, but is history tribal police couldn't reinforce the law or even detain non tribal members. After a supreme court ruling and a new federal law tribal place have some power over non-tribal members. But not to necessarily to the extent of other local law enforcement.

running in circles at the 4 corners smoking a spliff so i can get the felony high score

In his order, abortion is: Homicide after 15 weeks and before a 24-hour waiting period, Legal at your convenience, Legal at your convenience but only if the mother is in danger, Homicide after 18 weeks and before a 72-hour waiting period.

The only way to perform an abortion on that spot that is 100% legal is if it is done before 15 weeks, after waiting 72 hours, and the mother's life is in danger.

Thermonuclear annihilation

Clouds will form over the spot as a warm wind blows in from the southeast. Flecks of rain will fall and a slow rumble will build from below as the ground shakes and a hole appears from the fallen ground. A representative of each will be sent: a sheriff, an artist, a socially conscious libertarian, and a racist.

They will each give you one gift and then the sheriff arrests you and takes you to be judged by the racists. The others watch on in quiet disapproval, to the abortion or the arrest it isn't clear. The racist then says "As foretold, the skies open and you're on trial in another state."

A lot of slack-jawed tourists. Probably some dehydration as well.

Going out of your way to have an abortion exactly there?

That sounds just like a ~~satanic~~ withcraft ritual.

Not sure if there more or less steps, maybe it just IS considering abortion used to be a job for the local herbalist women.

Nah man, Utah made gummy vitamins a misdemeanor to ensure kids wouldn't get tricked into enjoying them. /S

Man my brain is toast.

Do... erm... gummies have anything to do with it?

Technically they're on his person which is how possession is usually defined.

Maybe he was spinning around at the time.

Schrödinger’s weed

Do they sell "Indian tacos?" I had that when I was working at a local TV station shooting news footage of a regional powwow and it was awesome. Taco ingredients on the frybread you're talking about.

I'm not meaning to be culturally insensitive. They called them Indian tacos, not me.

Holy shit I haven't thought about frybread in like, a decade and now you made me think about it. How dare you.

I miss fry bread sooo much. I always try to tell people it's like funnel cake but simpler. I haven't had it since I've been to Havasupai.

“Those where theoretical gummies to proof a point”

Thats why they are “in his pocket” and now openly On display.

Could also argue my left leg and pocket didnt cross the border, only my right did.

Habeus Corpus. Any judge would laugh a prosecutor out of the court if this was the only evidence.

Then they would probably be fired.

Just saw that yesterday and so I did too. (think of it that is)

I think it would be pretty much impossible to prove he had gummies in his pocket at the time. I also don't know that Stephan Pastis is the right person to make an example of.

Err... I meant DUMMIES! These damn dummies in my pocket ...