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Neil rule (lemm.ee)

submitted 4 months ago by ClericalBlunt@lemm.ee to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 206 points 4 months ago

I'm with everyone else here:

[-] Ageroth@reddthat.com 67 points 4 months ago

The account has two comments from 10 months ago about how there is no real justification for using the atomic bombs on Japan, and this post. Really not sure what the dela is

[-] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 months ago

Which is also my reaction to the post being upvoted.

[-] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 95 points 4 months ago

Gonna need some context on the sells information or else you risk being on the Santa Naughty List

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

No smoke without fire.

[-] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 33 points 4 months ago

Agree. Where’s the smoke?

[-] beepaboopa@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

Oh, sorry. They meant, "No smoke; without fire" it's like the firewatcher's "All clear". There's no smoke and they're without fire.

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[-] Godric@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

A meme said it! Can't be wrong, unless proof otherwise!

[-] Salvo@aussie.zone 11 points 4 months ago

Well actually, You can heat things up to a temperature where they do sublimate, without there being an ignition source.

“No smoke without fire” is a misnomer.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Someone never heard about the American/worldwide right wing echo chamber..

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[-] Darukhnarn@feddit.org 86 points 4 months ago

What did I miss?

[-] testfactor@lemmy.world 34 points 4 months ago

Yeah, I can't find a news article or anything, lol. Definitely confused.

[-] myster0n@feddit.nl 76 points 4 months ago

Did you ... Have a bad dream or something?

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 71 points 4 months ago

Fantasy author Neil Gaiman?

[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 38 points 4 months ago

That certainly looks like his photo... when did he turn into Google Adsense?

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 4 months ago

I bet his website has google analytics or some shit, and a weenie is all upset about it.

[-] LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world 61 points 4 months ago

I'm pretty sure Neil Gaiman enjoys milk and cookies, he even wrote the story Fortunately, The Milk where a kid goes back in time to get the ever-important milk that his father forgot to pick up.

[-] stepan@lemmy.cafe 8 points 4 months ago

It was my favorite book when I was like 8 years old.

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 53 points 4 months ago

There's no evidence Santa isnt selling our data

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 19 points 4 months ago

Everyone knows Santa is in bed with corporations. Just look at how many cameos he makes in ads and shopping malls! I would be very surprised if he didn't sell all his data.

[-] coriza@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

There is a Brazilian Rock Band with a great song named "Santa Claus son of a bitch" (or maybe motherfucker) here is the Google translate (with light editing) of the first couple verses:

Santa Claus motherfucker
Reject the wretched
I want to kill him!
That capitalist pig

Give gifts to the rich
And spits on the poor
Give gifts to the rich
And spits on the poor

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[-] Borger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 4 months ago

I've come back to this after sleeping to check; has anyone figured out what the hell this means?

[-] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 4 months ago

I've also come back but 6 h later. Can confirm. No one knows what it means

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[-] Lemming421@lemmy.world 34 points 4 months ago

What’s wrong with Neil’s beard?

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[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 34 points 4 months ago

I must be confused... Good omens Neil gaiman?

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 15 points 4 months ago

Yeah, but... Why did you capitalize 'Good' and 'Neil', but not 'omens' and 'gaiman'?

[-] deltapi@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Looks like mobile auto formatting to me. G after a period, N is from a name, g ends with a ? but no space afterwards, so it doesn't auto capitalize.

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[-] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 32 points 4 months ago

Honesty the funniest thing I’ve read on the lemmiverse. Holy shit. I don’t understand why it is so funny.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 16 points 4 months ago

Dada

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Mama

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 4 months ago

With current AI hallucinations, you at least have a glimpse of what is happening. This hallucination is absolute bonkers though.

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 28 points 4 months ago

What

[-] belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 27 points 4 months ago

Huh?

[-] atocci@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago

Neil Gaiman?

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[-] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 4 months ago

This post and the comments need to be studied by researchers to understand what is happening

[-] Jentu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 4 months ago

Santa's the one buying all the personal information because he has to update the naughty list

[-] jherazob@beehaw.org 17 points 4 months ago

Wait, what? Did i miss some scandal or something?

[-] VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 4 months ago

I love how everyone is debating "Sells that information to companies", but no one's talking about "knows everything you do".

[-] dwemthy@lemdro.id 10 points 4 months ago

Where do you think he gets his story ideas? You think Sandman is fiction?

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Who is Niel?

[-] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago

Author of American Gods, Coraline, countless other gems and the co-writer of Good Omens with Pratchett.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Never heard of any of that. But thanks.

[-] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

https://xkcd.com/1053/

Not sure what library/resources you use but definitely worth checking out

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

That's a wholesome comic. Thanks.

[-] Deebster@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 months ago

Ironically, it's a pretty well-known one itself (you see people just refer to it by mentioning "today's 10000").

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

META.

[-] invertedspear@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

Go pick up smoke and mirrors, it’s a short story collection, very easy to get into. If you love it, check out the American Gods novel and the Sandman comics. The original sandman is a bit dated at this point, but still some amazing storytelling.

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