Doctor Zhivago. And when they inevitably fall asleep. Iβm jacking that Ufo.
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The Invention of Lying
Letting them know what mankind is all about seems like a terrible idea. We're jerks.
District 9
The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) - Literally telling aliens that we will fuck shit up.
Stalker (1979) - You can leave your garbage and we'll think it's treasure.
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000) - Humanity is really just a bunch of idiots, stumbling through everything.
Wall-E. Sums it up pretty well
Double Feature: Ender's Game (2013) and Starship Troopers (1997) - then we serve them a sumptuous shellfish tower to discuss their surrender over dinner.
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Full Metal Jacket.
Earth Girls Are Easy
shrek 2
gremlins 2
Hellraiser II
Shawshank Redemption
Fun fact: I have watched none of the movies listed here in the comments
SalΓ².
Half Baked
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.
βThe Final Memberβ
Itβs a documentary about the worlds first penis museum in Iceland trying to finally secure a human specimen
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Samsara
Fellowship, two towers, return of the king. Tell them it's one movie showing how the littlest person can make the biggest difference.
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Rocco's Animal Trainer #3.
They Shall Not Grow Old (2018) by Peter Jackson.
Schindler's list. Yeah aliens. It's like that. Go ahead and end us thx.
Nobody has mentioned porn. We try and say things in our great works of art but maybe they'd learn more from what we make when we're trying to say nothing at all.