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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 280 points 3 months ago

Permabanned for getting my hopes up like that.

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 59 points 3 months ago

Flying Squid doing the Lord's Work again

[-] bappity@lemmy.world 166 points 3 months ago
[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 39 points 3 months ago

Best I can do is a grazed ear.

[-] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

Dead of soul & mind, only. Damn the hope I had before seeing this is a shitpost.

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 88 points 3 months ago

Hey bud don’t threaten me with a good time eh

[-] hahattpro@lemmy.world 68 points 3 months ago
[-] RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol 29 points 3 months ago
[-] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 19 points 3 months ago

You’re never gonna give that one up hey

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 58 points 3 months ago

Thank goodness for the context, I could have been misled about something important.

[-] vistencluse@lemmy.world 53 points 3 months ago

I don't know if it's just because it's cropped but I love how the context doesn't even clarify that he isn't actually dead lol

[-] Schmuppes@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago

That's the joke.

[-] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 6 points 3 months ago

He's not physically dead.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

I believe the joke was that misinformation was allowed on Xitter by some tweet from Musky.

To which they responded by falsely reporting on his death.

[-] kirbowo808@kbin.melroy.org 45 points 3 months ago

If only if it was actually real 😭😭😭

[-] nintendiator@feddit.cl 45 points 3 months ago

Damn, I had my hopes on this one. Two misses in one month is a pretty bad record.

[-] malfisya@lemm.ee 36 points 3 months ago

Glorious community added context

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

Wow, and this was from a verified account, so it's definitely real. Shit...

Oh well. Rest in piss and blood emeralds, you bloated fuck. Your kids hated you and nobody loved you (especially your dad that has sex and children with your sister).

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

Fuck you for getting me excited

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 21 points 3 months ago

This was the first thing I saw in my post wake up doom scrolling. You made me think today was going to be a good day.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago
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