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Traumatise people.

Could be fun for a while!

I reverse-engineer software.

I think I work at Crowdstrike now

I make chemical weapons to kill millions.

I go to people's houses and steal their books.

I cause soft tissue damage

I break bones...

I become a Asset Liability Mismanagement specialist.

My job is to devise an investment strategy and corresponding pension benefit structure that maximises the chance that the pension fund runs out of money before all pensions are paid, and does so as quickly as possible while taking as much risk as possible.

So basically what pension schemes did in the 80s and 90s.

I disorganize rare books and artifacts 😔

I now make it impossible for trade schools to be publicly funded.

I decommission computers with a very efficient inventory and documentation system.

I assemble and disassemble industrial machinery for final testing. I already do the opposite of what I do?

~~I travel on-site to build server clusters wherever my company needs them.~~
I decommission Raspberry Pis at home.

A super hierarchical and meaningless job in a big company, for which I'm well-paid. I have a lot of colleagues and I hate them. I have no right to initiative and strict but quiet schedules.

I have to make sure life is as difficult as possible, and squash all opportunity for learning and growth for the most affluent, able and healthy people who exist in our society.

What do I do....

I guess now I ensure that hot water heaters will explode?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rGWmONHipVo&pp=ygUfbXl0aGJ1c3RlcnMgd2F0ZXIgaGVhdGVyIHJvY2tldA%3D%3D

I encourage people to use drugs in the most dangerous way possible. Occasionally kidnapping people from hospitals or rehabs and then dump them on the streets.

I do not sell software. Don’t install it. If you try to anyway and have questions, I will provide instructions on how to completely fuck your integration up.

Visit people's houses and take their food.

Having.a job instead of waiting for the next quarter of college. As to what the job is, couldn't tell you.

I'm sitting at home with PTSD from deployment instead of working, so the opposite would be me working without PTSD. That would be great, where do I sign?

I guess my job is everything.

Edit: And I guess no more recovering from medical stuff. Maybe about 2 years from now I'll be post surgery enough to start working again.

I make up pseudoscience? I guess?

btw gravity is fake, the earth is flat

I am now an oil baron.

I destroy aircraft tools. Sometimes I also make them.

I now talk to women for a living

I sit and listen while old people complain about music all day.

As a QA, I guess I'm getting zooted and living in my head!