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I would be responsible for creating more and more paper forms which have to be filled by hand before each task.

PS: Can you guess what I'm doing now?

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[–] essell@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Traumatise people.

Could be fun for a while!

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (6 children)

If you pick the people carefully and tailor the trauma, I might not even take issue with it.

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[–] spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I reverse-engineer software.

[–] DacoTaco@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Same, which is funny because i sometimes do that for fun as a hobby lol

[–] Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

I think I work at Crowdstrike now

[–] tamiya_tt02@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I make chemical weapons to kill millions.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

I go to people's houses and steal their books.

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I cause soft tissue damage

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 1 points 1 year ago

Do you normally repair hard tissue damage?

[–] reddit_sux@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I break bones...

[–] Phate18@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I become a Asset Liability Mismanagement specialist.

My job is to devise an investment strategy and corresponding pension benefit structure that maximises the chance that the pension fund runs out of money before all pensions are paid, and does so as quickly as possible while taking as much risk as possible.

So basically what pension schemes did in the 80s and 90s.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

I disorganize rare books and artifacts πŸ˜”

[–] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I now make it impossible for trade schools to be publicly funded.

I decommission computers with a very efficient inventory and documentation system.

[–] tissek@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

I assemble and disassemble industrial machinery for final testing. I already do the opposite of what I do?

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

~~I travel on-site to build server clusters wherever my company needs them.~~
I decommission Raspberry Pis at home.

[–] zloubida@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

A super hierarchical and meaningless job in a big company, for which I'm well-paid. I have a lot of colleagues and I hate them. I have no right to initiative and strict but quiet schedules.

[–] AceSLive@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I have to make sure life is as difficult as possible, and squash all opportunity for learning and growth for the most affluent, able and healthy people who exist in our society.

What do I do....

[–] Batmancer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

I encourage people to use drugs in the most dangerous way possible. Occasionally kidnapping people from hospitals or rehabs and then dump them on the streets.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I do not sell software. Don’t install it. If you try to anyway and have questions, I will provide instructions on how to completely fuck your integration up.

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Visit people's houses and take their food.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Having.a job instead of waiting for the next quarter of college. As to what the job is, couldn't tell you.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'm sitting at home with PTSD from deployment instead of working, so the opposite would be me working without PTSD. That would be great, where do I sign?

[–] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I guess my job is everything.

Edit: And I guess no more recovering from medical stuff. Maybe about 2 years from now I'll be post surgery enough to start working again.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I make up pseudoscience? I guess?

btw gravity is fake, the earth is flat

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

No no no the earth is fat not flat

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I am now an oil baron.

[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

I destroy aircraft tools. Sometimes I also make them.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I now talk to women for a living

[–] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I sit and listen while old people complain about music all day.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

As a QA, I guess I'm getting zooted and living in my head!

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