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[-] variants@possumpat.io 24 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yeah they replaced the toll booth workers with machines!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Well maybe they should have worked harder on their rhyming skills.

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago

You can still do it as a hobby.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Who can afford upkeep on a bridge today as a hobby?

[-] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

Dunno about English, but in German, "living under the bridge" means "being homeless". Which is free. For now. Better try it before it gets a fee.

[-] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

I ask you thee these questions three; ere the other side you see

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

*pulls out Glock

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

That's kind of a "write your own destiny" career. Nobody will teach you how to get there, you have to seize it!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Carpe Pontis!

[-] Norgur@fedia.io 8 points 4 months ago

I mean... Have you tried?

[-] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse.

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 4 months ago

And with a lithp I told them to kith my ath

this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2024
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