Yeah they replaced the toll booth workers with machines!
Well maybe they should have worked harder on their rhyming skills.
You can still do it as a hobby.
Who can afford upkeep on a bridge today as a hobby?
Dunno about English, but in German, "living under the bridge" means "being homeless". Which is free. For now. Better try it before it gets a fee.
I ask you thee these questions three; ere the other side you see
*pulls out Glock
That's kind of a "write your own destiny" career. Nobody will teach you how to get there, you have to seize it!
Carpe Pontis!
I mean... Have you tried?
I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse.
And with a lithp I told them to kith my ath
Microblog Memes
A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
Rules:
- Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
- Be nice.
- No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
- Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.
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