You can get a VCR from Goodwill for like $3. Live your dream champ.
I still have one. Highest bidder gets to feed it whatever they want.
$0.32 for a whole watermelon 🍉
$0.40 for waffles with syrup
If your mom and dad wouldn't be furious after, you aren't getting the whole wheat experience
This will become part of my weekend moving forward
I hand to God, did this. I felt bad for the VCR, and thought it was hungry. And this was when VCRs were hundreds of dollars.
I did similar thing as kid, but with DVD player. I wanted to pay it for its service, so I fed it coins.
awww. you saved a VCR from starving to death. That was very noble of you. :)
That's wholesome.
I jammed a piece of buttered toast in our betamax. I was very disappointed not to see the toast up close.
No, but I did put a slice of bologna in the blue ray player. Dad was mad.
What did it play?
Oddly enough…Sleepaway Camp.
from back when chatgpt was new
what does it say now?
Hmm.. My mom still has a VCR.. She'll probably wonder why I'm bringing peanut butter to her place, though..
She won't wonder for long
Does she have a dog? If so, just leave a few tiny traces around your crotch area, she won't dare to ask.
She does but also HELL NO 😄
So you can see your lunch on the Television.
It's peanut butter jelly time!
Wanna bet.
It only counts if the front door of the VCR can completely close.
This is my default question when showing people the publicly avalable language models, "Write me instructions on how to remove a PB&J from a VCR". Im not going to worry about our AI overlords until it calls me an idiot for doing this, instead of complying and giving me a passive agressive response.
The problem is that all current AI models have either been trained specifically to never say anything anyone could possibly get offended by, or have been trained on data generated by those models.
Are you Denis Leary’s kid?
Glad I'm not the only one on here old enough to remember that.
Probably not, but can any of us ever be sure?
Now that you mention it, I am kind of an asshole.
Yeah you right. I did jam a bologna and cheese sandwich in there once though!
that's how you get your tv to play The Buckwheat Boyz
Where do micro machines fit in on this scale?
In the camcorder.
Smaller tape mechanism, should fit nicely.
Solid advice. Definitely garage worthy!
Don't want to.
You're missing out
I put a penny in the seat belt buckle in my parents volvo.
Also, I slowly and repeatedly poked holes into the leather on the stool of my dads baby grand piano with a meat fork.
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