deadly nukes
Is there some other kind of nuke?
yes, there is a lesser known kind that is quite safe even for old, frail people. it's what the saying "we've searched every nuke and granny" refers to.
There is also the small nuke that one can summon bu consuming a broccoli cheddar soup with 2 pints of bitter and a prune smoothie
The trident missile which failed to launch and fell in the sea during a test, those kind ;)
Might still be deadly to any fish who got a hit on the head
Invigorating cool mint nukes
Where did you think they were in those 5 gum ads?
Fired for stupidity.
There's fuvking while on duty, and there's filming the evidence.
Funny thing is theres going to be a room full of stiff upper lip admirals who have to watch the evidence without high-fiving the accused.
So the seaman was discharged?
Dive! Dive! Dive!
Very Brass Eye.
It is not clear which of the four Vanguard subs – HMS Vanguard, Vengeance, Victorious and Vigilant – he skippered.
in doubt, they'd better send the cleaning crew to all of them.
“Because all four subs start with a V, we are easily confused.”
Of course the Navy, who appointed the captain, know which boat it was, but the newspaper does not.
i love humanity
Wow he shoved the entire Nuke in there?
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