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It's simple. You, Kirk, Chekov, and Bones go on an away mission. Only they come back.
POV: You are Ensign Skippy.
“Crap.”
Those Old Scientists sure loved to throw security at every problem and hope they have enough bodies to drown whatever is threatening them.
I remember when Spike TV was running episodes of TOS with a little trivia ticker and one of the recurring ones was "red shirt death count."
It never got as high as I would have thought from my dad and other older trekkies joking about it. But I could imagine seeing the uniform color change in TNG after years of TOS and thinking they were gonna kill off Picard and Riker.
So they did a "Pop Up Video" version of Trek? Oh, man. I've got to explore this idea sometime.
Are those the only pixels you have?
Believe me, I tried to find a higher quality image. Funny thing is, it's actually a reasonably large file, but grabbed from a shit source.
Where do I sign up?
They seem ok to me. Their motto is even in Klingon: "Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam!"
She's dead, Jim.
Cue the rapper tell him bring what little he got
Up against the Villy, it's really not diddly-squat
Until they head hurts - when it come to wreck
Crews is like them dudes in red shirts off Star Trek
“What’s my last name!!?”
There's something about this company that I don't trust...
You mean other than the spokesmodel kinda looking like Hillary Clinton was given a happiness transplant and a sacrificial lamb uniform?
I feel like it's too close to Redcoats, and I expect them to try to quarter in my house and tax me without representation.
this post was submitted on 01 Sep 2024
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