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Anon is Wario (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 131 points 1 week ago

I'm not sure what other outcome this woman could reasonably have expected.

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

For real, especially if they were role playing up to that point. I know all the Wario stans would gladly take a hot glazing of Wum to the face but you gotta expect the waaaaaaaaaaah.

[-] Wanderer@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

She's probably as autistic as OP but she probably a cute girl so had load of normal guys smashing and didn't really have to think about much.

[-] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 79 points 1 week ago

This sounds like one of those teen movies from the early 2000s.

This whole scenario could have been Stifler from American Pie. Dare you to tell me I'm wrong.

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

I'd rent that at the BlockBuster for ¢99.

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago
[-] Huschke@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

But... but... he dared you... How dare you!

[-] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Swords at midnight.

There can be only one.

[-] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

/slaps you with a steel gauntlet of enduring numbness +4

[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago
[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago

RP verisimilitude > enjoyable sex

I don't make the rules

[-] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

I had to look that word up

sex noun 1. (chiefly with reference to people) sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse. "they enjoyed talking about sex"

[-] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Where did you find that definition? That wasn't the definition I remembered so I looked it up too and I found what I thought it was but not what you found. Was that on urban dictionary?

[-] shottymcb@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago

He had to look up the word sex.

[-] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Ahhh my bad, I'm dumb and read it wrong, ty

[-] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 37 points 1 week ago

imma Wario ima gonna cum!

This better not awaken anything in me.jpeg

[-] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Just because of that? Was the rest of the sex also disappointing?

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

He wario'd to completion

[-] pigup@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

fake && gay

[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Was anon's spouse the Mario at the swinger party?

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Nobody would get horny at that party.

[-] bizzle@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Nerds know how to get down, bro.

[-] bilb@lem.monster 8 points 1 week ago

Are you kidding? I'm getting horny over here just masturbating about it.

[-] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 1 week ago

You did not had to share this fact with us.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Yes he did. It's in his contact.

this post was submitted on 05 Sep 2024
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