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Mongo DB Is Web Scale (www.youtube.com)
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[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 week ago

The great thing about schema-less databases is you can put any old thing in there. The bad thing is at some point you have to get it back out again.

[-] einkorn@feddit.org 19 points 1 week ago

Nah, slap a 'Data lake' label on it and call it a day

[-] palordrolap@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago

The video's suggestion of /dev/null makes that super easy.

The best thing about MongoDB is that you can stop using it completely and switch to PostgreSQL, which will happily accept all the horrible JSON data you can cram into it.

[-] thejml@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

We still quote this video nearly daily at work. Luckily I don’t have to deal with mongodb anymore.

"...If there's a problem writing your data, you're fucked. Does that sound like a good design to you?"

"If that's what they need to do to get those kick-ass benchmarks, then it's a great design."

Oh God. I am laughing so hard watching this.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

[-] zagaberoo@beehaw.org 3 points 1 week ago

RIP xtranormal

this post was submitted on 05 Sep 2024
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