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Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Nakamoto (awful.systems)
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and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with Objectivist streaks and helpful tips that reaches my mid-back and icy rational eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Vitalik Buterin (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Satoshi Nakamoto but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie, allegedly. I'm a Bitcoiner but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also an anarcho-capitalist, and I go to a magic school called Ethereum in Zug, Switzerland where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a Libertarian (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love the Ron Paul forums and I buy all my ideas from there. For example today I was wearing dark markets with matching escrow around it and a black leather iPad cover, grey weed logo bag and black combat boots. I was wearing no makeup, none of that clown paint. I was walking outside Mom's basement. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of banksters stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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[-] watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 hours ago

What in god’s name is going on in here?

[-] o7___o7@awful.systems 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

It's a reference to the hidden lore of the Elder Days.

[-] V0ldek@awful.systems 4 points 11 hours ago

[-] bitofhope@awful.systems 13 points 15 hours ago

And then… suddenly just as I Elon kissed me passionately. Elon climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a cybertruk. He took of my $8 and I took of his 🤔. I even took of my punk. Then he put his splurp juis into my astro-ape and we did it for the first time.

"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an lamborgasm. We started to pump n dump everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"

It was….Peter Thiel!

[-] swlabr@awful.systems 5 points 13 hours ago

morewrite is thataway --->

[-] Soyweiser@awful.systems 8 points 15 hours ago

I wear mostly black.

looks at wardrobe

half a dozen pairs of combat boots stare back

Oi!

[-] istewart@awful.systems 17 points 23 hours ago

linkffn("Oh No! I Was Resurrected On The BlockChain As A Smart-Contract Ninja!!!!!!: Densetsu no Side Story")

Words: 267k+ Characters: [Sasuke U., Anakin S.] Tags: NFTs Available, Hurt/Comfort, Mpreg, Fully Transcribed init.el Files, Sasuke Uchiha Becomes A Sith Lord, Cow Lore

[-] rook@awful.systems 7 points 17 hours ago

I am horrified and somewhat embarrassed that I understood what all that stuff was.

[-] istewart@awful.systems 5 points 10 hours ago

Ah, a fellow initiate into the mysteries of Cow Lore. Moo to you too, my boo

[-] o7___o7@awful.systems 2 points 2 hours ago

Did you know that cows have best friends and watch sunsets?

[-] froztbyte@awful.systems 3 points 9 hours ago

you’re both obviously talking about the cow level, and not at all anything else

[-] swlabr@awful.systems 10 points 22 hours ago

I’m a Bitcoiner but my teeth are straight and white

lol

[-] Kaboom@reddthat.com 13 points 1 day ago

Oh for fucks sake why did you remind me of this? I'm starting to feel so random that I might hold up a spork!

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 10 points 1 day ago

What bands do you like listening to? My crypto romance? Tokenescence?

[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 4 points 20 hours ago

The Days Apes

[-] ShakingMyHead@awful.systems 10 points 1 day ago

K

[-] sentientity@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Inspired

[-] SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org 5 points 1 day ago

Hah, I love this.

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