BATMAN INTENSIFIES : microblogmemes

[-] doublejay1999@lemmy.world 79 points 1 year ago

This should be on the wall in every math classroom, as a warning against getting high on data.

[-] blazeknave@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Nick Cage and drownings.. classic freakonomics

[-] I_Has_A_Hat@startrek.website 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

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[-] JoeKis@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I was about to comment that! Have a pleasant day

[-] anticommon@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

I was about to say the same. Have a swell hour

[-] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Thank you, that's much more manageable than an entire day.

[-] ledtasso@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I too was on the verge of writing such a thing. Here's to a splendid afternoon

[-] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

I did comment that! Now it's redundant. This comment is redundant, too. I'm redundant! We're redundant!! Good day!!!

[-] GreenMario@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

With AI generation, anything is possible.

[-] supercriticalcheese@feddit.it 4 points 1 year ago

Script, actors and viewers will all be AI.

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Great let the AI suffer, as long as I don't have to watch 66.666 Batman movies each second.

[-] Magrath@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 year ago

I mean it could make sense. Look at Spiderman reboots. We've had 5 so far. Two of them are running simultaneously.

[-] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

I mean, with AI...

No one said they had to be movies anyone would want to watch.

[-] criticon@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Marvel already working like this

[-] joel_feila@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

There is an xkcd about this

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

Do you mean this one?
https://xkcd.com/605/

[-] Klaymore@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Also https://xkcd.com/1007

[-] joel_feila@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Yes

[-] aaaa@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Well this is just missing some important data.

Why is this limited to just feature-length live-action film reboots? Why not the 1943 and 1949 live action serials? Why not the animated reboots? This should include:

Batman (1943)
DCAU (Batman: The Animated Series (1992), Mask of the Phantasm (1993) )
Lego Batman (2017)

And really, for completeness, let's mention some of the other big ones:

Arkham Asylum (2009 video game)
Under the Red Hood (2010), Year One (2011), The Dark Knight Returns (2012), The Killing Joke (2016) - Direct to video release movies based on standalone comic book storylines
DC Animated Movie Universe (Begins with Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox (2013) ) - Direct to video released movies with a shared continuity
DC "Tomorrowverse" which includes The Long Halloween (2021)
Several TV shows, including Super Friends (1973), The Batman (2004), Batman: The Brave and the Bold (2008)

There have been more. I think it's worse than Samuel McQueen realizes

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

Oh no! the Batman event horizon is even closer than we thought!

[-] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

Batman Begins Forever.

[-] Dr_pepper_spray@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Batman forever and ever and ever...

[-] nxfsi@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I can type use stable diffusion right now to give me a new Batman every minute.

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago

More!

[-] 768@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

I wonder how far off from the future this is, given that generated content is a thing now.

[-] TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Batman appears to be logarithmic

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Everything went to shit in 2016.

[-] NewSmileadon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Dicks out for the king ✊

[-] Pratai@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

So, roughly about as often as Marvell churns out it’s turds.

[-] Elric@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Well sure. AI will churn em out in microseconds by then!

[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I am all up for this Utopic future

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

And every movie will have a different actor playing Batman.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

The Batman film with Adam West was released in 1966, not 1960.

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago

I mean, they would. No one is generating multiple megabatmans a second with our current models... This has to be an on demand sort of thing. Like "show me a Batman movie, but with Donald Trump and Robin. With strong sexual tension between the two"

That would make most people gag, but I guarantee there's someone out there into exactly that

[-] penquin@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I'd love for someone to go through the steps how this person came to this conclusion. I tried, but failed. I thought I was good at math :(

[-] MyFairJulia@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

(plays back 1 million Ryan George sketches in parallel)

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