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[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 66 points 11 months ago (2 children)

*something something* BadDragon *something something* last panel

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A Ferangi’s erogenous zone is their ears. Do you think they have ear dildos?

[–] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

AN erogenous zone, not THE erogenous zone.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's shown that they have multiple techniques they enjoy. Quark once got a feather stuck in his ear from some ear play.

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Tympanic_tickle

My guess is that they don't like rigid objects inserted. They have extremely sensitive hearing, so I'm guessing vibrating objects are also a no-go.

PROBABLY not, but different people like different things, and Ferengi are well known for selling anything to anyone, so... maybe?

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Q tips are like sounding, got it

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What a horrible day to have eyes.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

!eyebleach@lemmy.world

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)
[–] IGuessThisIsForNSFW@yiffit.net 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yet another reason to HATE EMOJIS

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 months ago

☝️🤓 Erm, acktshually, the 👍😃👍 is part of the humour 🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😝🏩

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Mango@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago
[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 45 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's some very sedate drum and bass.

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I know nobody asked for it, but I can't help spreading the word about Venjent: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uivp-hvk-nk

He randomly showed up in my recommended videos recently with a D&B track based on the noise a groan tube makes, and I have since bought his entire discography and can't stop listening 😅

[–] variants@possumpat.io 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

That's a weird looking Dave and busters

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I was trying to figure out which DnB artist they were trying to draw

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Help me out, what kind of DnB are you referring to? Google gives me a lotta different results when I search DnB

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Sweet, I dig it

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 6 points 11 months ago

20,000 tickets gets you a complimentary continental breakfast!

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Hey, some dragons aren't so bad! Falin from Dungeon Meshi in her revived (dragon) state.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

I mean, sure, she'll murder you, but part of her will feel bad.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 3 points 11 months ago

I'm a Lucoa kind of guy myself, but not for the reasons you think.

Tap for spoilerIt's the shorts. Don't @ me lol

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Bed and dragons, bed and dragons

Go together like a horse and wagons

This I tell ya, brother

Ya can't have one without the other

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

You're going to get replaced on the DVD set.

[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

I somewhat wish for d&d and b&d to switch places, so it would read like a Punnett square. There'd be "bed" and "dungeons" on one axis, and "breakfast" and "dragons" on the other axis, and so you see the result you get when they cross.

But I know that would've spoiled the comedic flow.

[–] massacre@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Did you say EBDB? Well, how about the EBDBB&B (NSFW)?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The casual delivery of the ending punchline is 😘👌

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The "decanter" bit, or the "I'll probably head down"?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Both, but especially the latter 😄

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don’t get how breakfast represents Drum n Bass.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You don't have breakfast in a dungeon while jamming out to drum n bass?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 11 months ago

That’s Intelligent Drum n Bass.

[–] SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org 8 points 11 months ago

The person in the last panel is obviously not a bard.

[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'll only stay at any B&B if they serve at least four-penis wine.

[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"Medicinal" wine made with several types of animal penis.

The EBDB that OP referenced is one of Taco's business ventures in The League. Another great idea of his was to import and sell penis wine.

https://youtu.be/OuEf-xV9hQc

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 4 points 11 months ago

Drag approves this message

[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 4 points 11 months ago

This comic gets sexier every panel

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago