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Have a cracker
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Thank you Dr Kellogg
Given his theories I'm convinced the man had some sort of food/gainer fetish he didn't know how to deal with
Oops. I accidently added marshmallow and chocolate and now I am even hornier.
Eat more crackers... RTFM
no longer unwanted, now you want s’more
I remember my friends and myself looking up "things to do instead of drugs" on some anti drug website once back in high school. Pretty much all of the suggestions had to do with playing in snow. We lived in the tropics with zero snow. So we bought an eight ball and went skiing instead.
How the fuck did I never see this possibility? He'd totally be the character tempted with it too.
I heard that the modern graham cracker is so decadent that Sylvester Graham would be scandalized.
Still more useful than the Christian churches advice. Having natural sexual urges? Have you tried just not? Or a lifetime of guilt?
I’d take Graham crackers any day.
Some of y'all need to eat a whole sleeve of them. Y'all nasty.
Tell that one to limp bizket
Now I want s'mores
Ah fuck. Now i do too.
The Catholics and politicians are gonna need a lot of graham crackers
Don’t forget the priests
Oh wow, that worked. I got a bonus glazed cracker out of the whole deal too. Win-Win.
Oh wow, deep cut lol
It was the first thing to pop into my head. Most of my cultural references are from the 90s, it seems.
Not one of their best.
this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2023
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