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[-] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 62 points 1 month ago

I read this while pooping.

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

Well you don't follow directions well.

[-] bassomitron@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Or they did and are now enduring giving birth to a turd football.

[-] the_beber@lemm.ee 42 points 1 month ago

:O This is THE shitpost.

[-] passepartout@feddit.org 30 points 1 month ago

It's always refreshing to see how nonchalant people with experience in a special field talk about it.

[-] Wolf314159@startrek.website 9 points 1 month ago

This is one of those questions that is easy to scoff at initially as a stupid question, but really it's not. Especially once you learn about wombat poops.

[-] randomdeadguy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

ADHD comorbid with hemorrhoids? Would make a lot of sense, personally.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Interesting. I've heard of worse plans to spend a weekend.

[-] StopJoiningWars@discuss.online 3 points 1 month ago
[-] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Nah, NOT Shitting! ....followed by intense shitting!

[-] schnokobaer@feddit.org 10 points 1 month ago
[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Will be back for more

[-] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

This is information and mental images with which I was happier not knowing...

[-] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

Something something three day challenge something something.

[-] rkk@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[-] ATDA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

They're also called ,"took steroids for asthma make you want to die" poops.

So dry, so pokey.

[-] sag@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

It will hurt like hell.

[-] kokesh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[-] superkret@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ah yes, the post-FTX experience

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 weeks ago

Nasty stuff in those rations, huh?

[-] superkret@feddit.org 2 points 4 weeks ago

The issue isn't what's in those rations, but what isn't in them – fiber.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like a fun project

this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2024
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