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[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 331 points 1 month ago
[-] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 78 points 1 month ago

This guy is quickly becoming my favorite LI influencer.

[-] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 72 points 1 month ago
[-] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago
[-] NerdInSuspenders@leminal.space 18 points 1 month ago

Rookie error. Clearly you don’t watch porn at work.

[-] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I missed this opportunity in an email just today. Damnit.

[-] brrt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

LInfluencer

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[-] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 76 points 1 month ago

We should be able to look at a ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ porn at work

1000005744

[-] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Exactly what I was hoping to see here lmfao

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

you are looking at a nude egg

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[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 56 points 1 month ago

Should've fired him for spelling Jeff with a G.

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago

There are two ways to spell Jeff, one with a J, and the stupid way.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Unless you're a butler for Uncle Phil.

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Haha, It's a quote from an SNL skit that just came out.

[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

There are exceptions to every rule. That dude rocked.

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Wasn't he closer to Joffrey than Jeff?

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I thought he was Geoffrey. I could be wrong. I'm just a drunk.

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I was more meaning pronunciation, not spelling. It's probably spelled that way tho

[-] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 11 points 1 month ago

America fired ToysRUs for this very reason.

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

It's been wild logging on to LI and seeing MAGA people spewing their drivel.

Strong "Sir, this is a Wendy's" energy.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

Become un-hireable speedrun, any%

[-] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

For real. There's a very well known guy in the AEC industry that invented a very important custom PowerShell module for a pillarstone software. This same man was supposed to have a large session he spoke in at Autodesk University, which I am attending right now. I was really looking forward to attending his talk.

Well, I was following him on LinkedIn, and a couple months ago he comments under a post basically saying, "We must support Israel no matter what, and fuck you if you question what is going on in Gaza." This man commented basically saying, "Exactly, Israel should not be questioned, let them do what they want."

Much to nobody's surprise, he's not speaking at AU. It's pretty clear he got dropped. It's good to see shitty actions having consequences.

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 month ago

Employees watch porn at work. Executives masturbate to porn in the bathroom with the volume turned up on speaker. The weirder the porn, the better. Let everyone know who's the alpha dog in the office.

[-] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 15 points 1 month ago

Didn't that CNN guy get caught beating it on camera AND he kept his job?

Not only that but Google search won't return his name now..

We know Jeffrey Toobin

I wonder if a fastfood worker would get such deference...

[-] wanderingmagus@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

Huh, came up for me. Granted, I'm also using SearXNG, and most of the good results read as coming from Bing and Yahoo, but the first few results are from Google and relevant.

[-] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 2 points 1 month ago

Startpage didnt work for me, ended up using searx to find it.

[-] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

I read half of that and thought "Huh, they do? Where do this guy work?" then finished and realized you're calling everyone to start doing that.

[-] DandomRude@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

LinkedIn is nothing but shitposts for a long time.

[-] mediocreme_ow@lemm.ee 24 points 1 month ago

!linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

I started to post there, but I wasn't sure how they'd feel about satire instead of genuine lunatics.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

As long as it's hard core porn, you'll probably be fine

BTW... that's an amazing community

[-] rain_worl@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

they already post satire there

[-] Tyfud@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Isn't this a well-known Linked In Satirist?

[-] shinratdr@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 month ago

Worse than that, it’s not even LinkedIn. It’s a (very good) LinkedIn parody site: https://www.shlinkedin.com/

[-] chakan2@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago
[-] qaz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Poe's law strikes again

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Normalise porn breaks at work.

In fact, like mental health days, normalise porn days, days where you are too overcome with degeneracy to leave your masturbatorium and come to work.

It's okay to call in horny.

[-] skyacorns@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 month ago

goonermaxxing

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

This is the real reason work from home will always win out in the future.

[-] itsathursday@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[-] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 1 points 1 month ago

Those guys will do anything besides working tho...

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Makes sense, this would never fly at the ACC.

[-] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Watching porn at work

Edit: Only took me three edits to get there!

Edit: Four, if you count that one.

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