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I wish to share the brilliant headline I came up with in Political Weirdos for this.
What can I say, I haven't been on stage in over 15 years. You're my audience and sometimes I need to re-use old material.
Sounds more like a big Palmer, maybe a two Palmer.
Yeah, but that's from a liar who thinks pro golfers all shower together.
It depends on how large your totally not tiny hands are
The fact that this is in white theme caused my brain to glitch for a second.
I'm an old man. Screens aren't supposed to have a black background unless all the text is green.
...what about amber displays?..our VT-200 terminals were green, yes, but our lab full of packard-bells were amber...
^(or^ ^my^ ^applecolor^ ^monitor^ ^100^ ^which^ ^could^ ^toggle^ ^between^ ^monochrome^ ^green^ ^and^ ^full^ ^color^ ^modes)^
I actually did have a color monitor for my IIe. I just always think back to the black-and-green Apple monitors when someone talks about dark mode.
DARK MODE IS LIFE.
It’s ok, we forgive you for reusing the line. Fly on Mr. Squid 🤟
So basically:
“Arnold Palmer is from here. I used to admire his dick in the shower.”
Idk sounds kinda gay to me
So it did when he declared he was in love with Kim Jong UN.
lol that tiny hand pic
ugh, i read it in his voice
There's NOTHING More Republican then talking about Penises! Whether a man's Penis or a Child's Penis Republicans LOVE Penises! So much so they Passed Laws allowing them to LOOK at Children's Penises!
Don't forget playing with penises during musicals while surrounded by children.
I... want to know why he said, "With all due respect to women." I'm baffled by what that might mean.
"I'm sorry you're stupid, but here's a man's opinion"
Does it taste like lemonade and iced tea?
Olives pickled in human sweat
Roast beef and pickles
this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2024
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