The one who goes to bed with a itchy butthole wakes up with a stinky finger.
You skipped that apple again.
L is real 2401
“Take as needed until symptoms improve”
It's either lupus or sarkoidosis
True… Or not I can’t tell.
"Don't believe everything you read"
Paracetamol
Nothing, they had a PhD in seismology.
Fell on it.
No you didn’t.
None can read. What I’ve written.
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine
Humminum humminum nmimminim.
Minnumm minnumm ptkwumminniT
Crash test dummies?
You summoned some shit with that last word
"WAKE UP! You're in a simulation!"
Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.
Glooooooria
Honk twice a day if you can read this
"The kitchen here is contaminated."
"I need to do a rectal exam now"
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