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What does it say? The funniest sentence wins.
(lemmy.world)
Don't eat suppository this time
Even Kermit's fingers smell like Miss Piggy twice a day.
Stick it in her pooper!
The one who goes to bed with a itchy butthole wakes up with a stinky finger.
He who stands on toilet gets high on pot.
You skipped that apple again.
It's either lupus or sarkoidosis
“Take as needed until symptoms improve”
True… Or not I can’t tell.
Paracetamol
"Don't believe everything you read"
L is real 2401
Nothing, they had a PhD in seismology.
Fell on it.
No you didn’t.
None can read. What I’ve written.
Humminum humminum nmimminim.
Minnumm minnumm ptkwumminniT
Crash test dummies?
You summoned some shit with that last word
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine
Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.
Glooooooria
Which one of you bitches! Wants to dance?
"WAKE UP! You're in a simulation!"
Honk twice a day if you can read this
"The kitchen here is contaminated."
"I need to do a rectal exam now"
this post was submitted on 17 Nov 2024
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